Where is Santa?
Santa was not visible to Banta for a long time. Fed up, he threatened to his house. When the child opened the door, Banta angrily asked where is Santa? Nervous, the child said, I do not know what has happened to them. They have dug a deep pit in the house and have sat inside it, they are not listening to anything. Banta peeps into the pit and asked Santa, “Oye Santya is doing.” Santa said, “Nothing man, just, deep thought!”
Once Santa and Banta were getting bored sitting in a restaurant. Santa started looking at a reverse glass carefully. Then suddenly he said to Banta, “Dude Banta, how strange is this glass,” How is that? ” Santa, “Look, man is not his mouth.” On this, Banta picked up the glass and looked up and said, “Yes man, it is not even a fried.”
Who is speaking?
Once Santa called Banta and asked, “Hello, who is speaking?”
From there, Banta said, “I am speaking.”
To this, Santa said, “Amazing man, I am speaking from here too.”
Once in the city of Santa Banta, the Municipal Corporation took out a tender for burying poles. Many party filled the tender, including Santa Banta’s company. When the rates of all the companies are alike when the tender opens, the corporation has decided that all the party will be asked to bury 10 -10 poles, the party will one day the tender will get the tender. In the evening, it was seen that some party had buried 8 7 and some had buried 9 pillars. Santa Banta’s party had only buried two pillars. When he was asked why only two pillars were buried by you? On this, Santa Banta said, “Tussi, see how many of his pillars have come out.”
Once in a school, Mandam was telling children about the earth. Mandam says, “Children are the world round.” Junior Santa stands up and says, “If you say mandam, then you assume, otherwise Papa says that the world is a big bastard.”
