1. Boy- “I love you!”
Girl- “Have you seen the face?”
Boy- “Yes, you don’t look so bad, I will manage!”
3. On the 10th anniversary of the wedding, the wife, the husband’s chest said and said- “Listen, what will you do if someone takes me away?”
Husband- “Hat Pagli, how does the question ask?”
Wives- “Tell me no darling…”
Husband- “I will say, why are you taking brother, take it comfortably, I am a little bit!”
Banta- “Have to manage…”
Santa- “Hey, my neighbor’s wife also goes to her maternal home, so I do not feel like!”
5. When I do not reply after sending I love you messages, an Australian- “May be She is not interested in me.”
Indian- “So do I understand your silence yes?”
Then he said to your child- “Son, salute the maternal uncle.”
The child was innocent like me, he said- “Mummy, you have not bought so much of my maternal uncle as my maternal uncle!”
7. Two lovers planned suicide. The boy jumped after speaking 12345. When the girl’s turn came, the girl closed her eyes and turned her face. The boy opened the parachute in the air and said loudly… “I knew you witch you will not jump”, this practice started since then ‘Ladies First!’
8. A person saw a beautiful woman. He went to him and said… “I have fallen in love with you, I want to spend my life with you. I am an ordinary person right now, but after a few years my father who is in a critical condition, after his death, I will be the owner of 300 crores after his death”.
The woman impressed and demanded her business card from her…
A month later, the woman became her stepmother!